Diddy Is A Female

12 11 2008

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For Diddy’s 39th Birthday and to celebrate Obama’s victory, and surprisingly threw a tantrum…via Page Six:

“He was given a budget of $7,000 and 12 hours to create an all-white décor, including 1,000 white roses, blow-ups of Diddy and Barack Obama, and $2,000 of white fabric,” our spy said. “Diddy declared it dreadful and went into a major hissy fit, screaming, ‘Show me the receipts!’ and ‘Get the money back!’ to his assistant. Then he began ripping the fabric off the walls saying he hated it. He berated the poor young decorator to the point that the guy gave back $2,000 of the money he had spent.”

What an asshole.  I’m sure his response started with:

“Well you have to understand, I was having my period at the time, and I just got done talking to my mother…”

Dude needs some fucking Midol real quick.


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