“Pretty Girls Are Like Cars That Need A Lot Of Oil”

2 12 2008

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The above is one of the tidbits of help that 9 Year old Alec Greven has to offer the common boy that has problems talking to girls.  His book, which started out as a $3 pamphlet to be sold at his school’s book fair, has been picked up by Harper Collins to be distributed worldwide.  Amongst the gems of wisdom imparted by this future STD recipient are the following tips:

“It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry.”

“comb your hair and don’t wear sweats”

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Not pictured: Guy Getting Any, Financial Independence

Spoken like a true pro… my pickup lines in 4th grade/last saturday involved asking girls if they liked dinosaurs too then pushing them down and running away…it totally worked.

Click the book cover to buy it.

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