Birds Are Assholes, Terrorists

15 01 2009


Some birds that agree with a lot of people that if man was supposed to fly he would have been born with wings decided to do something about it today.  Via the Breitbart:

“A US Airways plane crashed into the frigid Hudson River on Thursday afternoon after striking a bird that disabled two engines, sending 150 on board scrambling onto rescue boats, authorities say. No deaths or serious injuries were immediately reported.

Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Laura Brown says the US Airways Flight 1549 had just taken off from LaGuardia Airport enroute to Charlotte, N.C., when the crash occurred in the river near 48th Street in midtown Manhattan.

Brown says the plane, an Airbus 320, appears to have hit one or more birds.

A law enforcement official said that authorities are not aware of any deaths and that the passengers do not appear to be seriously injured. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the rescue was still under way.”

All I’m saying is too bad Bush’s on his way out or else we’d have birds on the terrorist watch list or something else that’s probably totally necessary.  Birds are assholes, and they deserve to be brought to justice.   Also, kudos to the person sitting in the emergency row. Everytime I’m on an airplane I look at the emergency exit person and they usually look like the most incapable, retarded people on the planet, but I digress. Enough of this actual news craziness, back to stupid shit found on the web…

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