This Bitch Is Retarded

6 02 2009


Midget fetishist and wanna be breast barer Ranae Shrider wrote an open letter to the Hef about posing in Playboy and wanting to change her bizarre fornication practices to better cater to wealthy, womanizing geriatrics.


So…in summary, she’s wanted to be a Playboy bunny to be objectified by men since she was a little girl, one of her all time idols is Anna Nicole Smith, one of her goals is to “work for the betterment of women everywhere by using my sex, intelligence, wit and loving-kindness”, and she wants to bone Hef’s wrinkled, well-used penis.  Sounds like a checklist for “skanks most suited for Hollywood” to me.  Go get ’em Ranae.



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