I didn’t catch wind of this until today because I had better things to do with my Sunday night than watch a bunch of retards fall over themselves to congratulate one another for mediocrity (read: Richie Rich was on…HE HAS A McDONALDS IN HIS HOUSE!), but apparantly Chris Brown turned himself in for beating Rihanna prior to the Grammy’s. Here’s the scoop from NY Daily News:
“R&B singer Chris Brown was arrested Sunday night by Los Angeles cops for allegedly beating up a woman, and insiders identified the victim as his superstar girlfriend Rihanna.
Sources said Brown beat sexy singer Rihanna, 20, after they fought in his car following a pre-Grammys party.
“She got out of the car to walk home. He got out to stop her,” said a source. “Things got physical. He hit her, possibly more than once. She had multiple bruises.”
A security guard at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles told the Daily News Sunday night that he saw Rihanna being taken for treatment at the hospital.
“She’s been released,” said guard Rodderick Brown.
The “Umbrella” singer and Chris Brown, 19, were both scheduled to perform at the Grammys, but pulled out at the last minute.”
First, I’ll say that it should be noted that despite whatever I say during the duration of this blog’s life, that The High Definite does not condone domestic violence (unless its in funny picture form)
Secondly, Jesus dude. You’re on your way to becoming a superstar, you’re dating one of the hottest artists on the planet, and you decide to pull an Ike and try to make her eyes match your sneakers. There are other ways to settle an argument with your female, Chris. It’s called chloroform and it’s not that expensive. I should write a relationship book.