I guess at the height of the Power Rangers’ popularity, they thought it’d be a good idea to utilize the media blitz by producing a dance video. The following ridiculous-ass video was the result.
1. I love the fact that the white dude, having no idea how to dance…since he’s white, and is also a Power Ranger, decided to resort to karate moves in sync with the beat.
2. I’ve never taken a black guy’s girlfriend, but I have a pretty strong feeling that him threatening me into a homoerotic dance off wouldn’t be the most realistic outcome.
3. “Ah man, you beat me in the dance battle… I guess we can be friends.” Bullshit, guns beat karate. That guy probably had a gun, right?