How To Be A Dance Ranger

18 03 2009

I guess at the height of the Power Rangers’ popularity, they thought it’d be a good idea to utilize the media blitz by producing a dance video.  The following ridiculous-ass video was the result.

Three things:

1. I love the fact that the white dude, having no idea how to dance…since he’s white, and is also a Power Ranger, decided to resort to karate moves in sync with the beat.

2. I’ve never taken a black guy’s girlfriend, but I have a pretty strong feeling that him threatening me into a homoerotic dance off wouldn’t be the most realistic outcome.

3. “Ah man, you beat me in the dance battle… I guess we can be friends.”  Bullshit, guns beat karate.  That guy probably had a gun, right?

via Manofest.



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