How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By Asian People

22 04 2009


The reason for number 2:

Japanese People Worry Me

7 04 2009

While our country is focused on what the retarded bitches from The Hills are doing, or who’s losing the most weight on some other reality show featuring the large, distended underbelly of America…the Japanese are SLICING PROJECTILES WITH SAMURAI SWORDS IN MID-FUCKING-AIR. 

A Shit Ton Of Hooligan Fight Footage

2 04 2009

Aye Aye…start your Thursday violently…mate…

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I found this video of a hooligan bar brawl on CollegeHumor this morning…and despite the hilarious evidence that the British automatically respond to bar fights by picking up chairs and going buckwild…I don’t think it fully does the hooligan world justice.

So, 18 minutes of people getting the shit kicked out of them after the break… I’m gonna go stomp out the guy in the office next to me. WHOOO!!!

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Darth Vader’s Kind Of A Dick

30 03 2009

Dumb Rappers Need Teaching

13 03 2009


You thought I forgot…who wants to celebrate on a Monday?  Last post of the week.

(May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997) R.I.P

Diver Fights 12ft. Tiger Shark For 2 Hours, Wins

12 03 2009


Via DailyMail:

“Plunging a knife in again and again, diver Craig Clasen grapples with a 12ft tiger shark to protect a friend.

For two hours he wrestled with the giant, spearing it seven times, even drowning the beast before eventually finishing it off with a knife.

Mr Clasen was hunting yellow fin tuna with fellow fisherman Cameron Kirkconnell, photographer D.J Struntz and film maker Ryan McInnis in the Gulf of Mexico when the encounter took place.”

Who needs a fucking weight belt when you’ve got big ol’ brass ones like this guy.  Some of his more badass quotes from the article:

“The shark made a roll and looked like it was going to charge us so I just went ahead and took the conservative route and put a shaft through its gills.”

“I didn’t want it to go on any longer than it had to. I shot the fish like I would do any other fish and worked it up closer and did my best to kill it as humanely as possible.”

“In the end we had put a knife its skull once I got lose enough to it and use a long blade knife even after trying to drown it.”

Notice how none of the quotes showed any concern for his own safety, just the task at hand of KILLING A TIGER SHARK UNDERWATER.  “Yeah I just had to kill this shark, no big whoop.”  This is hero shit right here.

More pictures and the full article here.

Psycho Girlfriend

6 03 2009