Chalk Up Another One For Yahoo Answers

28 05 2009

The answer below wasn’t the “selected answer”, even though it was obviously the best.  There’s just no justice in this world.

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Old Habits Die Hard

27 05 2009

…and get you arrested.

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6 Badass Clips From The Show Cheaters

27 05 2009

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If you’ve never had the chance to experience the show Cheaters, please allow me to give you a brief rundown.  The show focuses on individuals that think their significant others are cheating on them.  The Cheaters Detective Agency then follows the unfortunate target around town collecting evidence of their exploits, then they confront the individual at a most inopportune time, usually mid-coitus and oftentimes when they are in their most embarassing state.  Needless to say, emotions often run high and the host, Joey Greco, has been subject to physical harm by the targets and their lovers.  Most of the time, however, the final confrontation results in ridiculous moments of hilarity for us to enjoy.  I’ve found 6 of the best clips I can find on the web for your viewing pleasure.  Enjoy.

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Don’t Put Your Feelings On The Internet

21 05 2009

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5 Awesome “Not The Father” Celebration Dances

19 05 2009

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Pregnancy tests are plenty scary, but I think the men in these videos were more terrified of being tied down to the maniacal females than they were having to actually raise a kid.  So, here are 5 videos of complete and utter paternity test relief, in dance form.

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Way To Blow It, Mexico

12 05 2009

Here’s Heidi Montag’s new “music video” called Blackout.  Below it is Spencer Pratt’s rap song I’m A Celebrity because it’s just as retarded as her video and these two are obviously the next Jay-Z and Beyonce.

I’ve already expressed the extreme rage that courses through my veins whenever either of these cheesy fucks rapes my senses by existing within eye or earshot.  So that being said, what the fuck Mexico? Where is this terrible swine flu?  The drug cartel beheaders?  Kidnappers? Fucking anything? They were there for a week…voluntarily…at the height of the scare.  They were pretty much daring your country to give them a violent, painful death and you shat the bed.





Oh It’s On (And Hilarious)

11 05 2009

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Everybody get your vests on, Nick Cannon’s angry.  Someone sent him Eminem’s new song “Bagpipes From Baghdad”, which contains some pretty pointed lyrics about Nick Cannon’s wife, Mariah Carey (yeah I still can’t believe that shit either). The former Nickelodeon cast member, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius soundtrack contributor, and LFO/98 Degrees opener is scraping up Mariah Carey’s cleavagey dress strings in order to restore some relevancy in an increasingly Nick Cannon-less world by trying to get gangster on Eminem…through his online blog.  Lots of goodness after the jump:

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